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That time I probably annoyed whoever does the university’s emergency alert...

When there is an emergency on campus, there are several methods used to notify faculty, staff, and students. One of these is by text message. Earlier this week there was a possible armed suspect that...

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Why cooking is dangerous.

Today I burned two of the fingers on my left hand. So, just a reminder, don’t ever touch a pot that has spent the last 30 minutes sitting inside an oven at 350 degrees. We’re not talking a really bad...

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My writing process: 10 minutes a day is cake.

“Oh crap. I haven’t done my writing yet. Okay, it’s only 10 minutes. I can do this.” [stares at screen for 5 minutes] [scrolls through Facebook for “inspiration”] [types “writing prompts” into...

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I am a child masquerading as an adult.

It’s not that I want a boyfriend. Or a husband. I want a partner. A partner in all of the decisions we have to make as grown-ups. One of my flaws is the inability to make decisions. why do people trust...

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8 times it would be nice to have a co-parent.

I guess it’s only 7 more years until he can drive… 1. Car trips. I hate driving. I’ve been doing it for so long, going from being one of few friends to have a vehicle, to marrying a guy who didn’t have...

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